December 3, 2008HILLARY READY TO STAND AT THE URINAL
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an effort to further prove that he is not just another Washington insider, Barack Obama has chosen Hillary Rodham Clinton as his Secretary of State. Wait, reverse that.
When asked about why Hillary was qualified for the position, Obama responded, "This wasn't a deal that was struck during the hotly contested primary process. Specifically, we did not discuss this matter in the days before Hillary's withdrawal from the race when it looked like Florida and Michigan votes might be reinstated, which could have cost me the primary."
What Obama meant to say is that Clinton's Senate Committee work--Committee on Budget, Committee on Armed Services, Committee on Environment and Public Works, Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions, and the Special Committee on Aging--make her a specialist on geriatric veterans that recycle their newspapers and need health insurance; ergh, worthy diplomat.
Many democratic leaders suggest that Clinton's time as first lady give her unmatched qualities that will go a long way in conducting the president's foreign policy agenda. Frasier Laver of Kingsville, Texas thinks otherwise.
"My wife been on my ranch since we been married, but that don't mean she drive the tractor or pee standing up if ya catch my drift."
Editor's Note: The only Clinton crony missing from Obama's cabinet is George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic.
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