OBAMA WIN EQUALS FREE PASS FOR SOX-YANKEES
BOSTON -- Boston Red Sox fan Lenny McInnis is irate with the fact that we reported this article as being from Boston when he is clearly from Dorchester. More importantly, he is disgusted with hearing all about peoples' opinions on his facebook.com newsfeed.
"Facebook is great kid but let's keep it real. I like checkin' out the ladies in their bikinis but it kills my chubby when that same broad is posting about how she wants to be 'Obama's Mama.' Get what I'm sayin' guy?"
Normally an ardent adversary of Lenny McInnis, Yankees fan Joey Juliano expressed similar sentiments.
"I love laughing at the dudes who post pictures online with their fake tans and bling, thinking they got it all," he said, before sending his blonde bombshell of a girlfriend to go grab his American Crew hair gel. "Sorry bro,' gotta maintain the blowout. Anyways, I just don't need to hear you complain about politics. There are more important things in life, like sports and looking good."
That is right folks, sports. In the northeast corridor, baseball reigns supreme and the sometimes obnoxious interplay between Red Sox fans and Yankees fans draws disdain from the rest of the nation--just read the comments section to an ESPN article for a quick example on all fronts.
But, with the election of Barack Obama, and the subsequent outpouring of emotion from both sides of the political spectrum, baseball fans from New York to Maine now have a free pass. After all, Katie Couric stated that last night was like a Super Bowl celebration.
"Now they get it!"
Editor's Note: McInnis noted that Barack Obama can't hit a homa' like Big Papi, and openly wondered if Obama was cousins with Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick. Mr. Juliano said that he wants an investigation into Curt Schilling's bloody sock; further stating, "Screw steroids. The Giambino sucked after that." Katie Couric maintained that she is only pretending to be an awful news anchor, setting herself up for a feature film career.
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