November 28, 2008
INTERNET -- 5 factual links with 5 fake-tual opinions.
Oops, that meant to say that Japan wrestles with CEO pay. Japanese banks such as Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group have a huge issue to face as they invest in worldwide institutions: they have to match the exorbitant price tags for CEOs such as Morgan Stanley's John Mack. Last year, MUFG paid a shade over $8 million in compensation to its highest 14 paid executives combined; whereas, J. Mack took home a little more than $41 million in the same time frame. So the company that is financially viable and investing in the struggling company must adjust to the struggling company's pay scale? Okay, analogy of the week: that is like suck. Here is a video clip of Radish favorite Hulk Hogan wrestling in Japan to cheer you up.
If you haven't heard, some crazy dudes killed 125 people throughout Mumbai/Bombay during the last 24 hours because they don't have a hobby. Some people do heroin when they have no where else to turn. Some play Guitar Hero. Terrorists just kill people. Maybe these terrorists should start believing in Christianity so that Santa can bring them a hobby this Christmas. I am thinking more along the lines of Backgammon than drugs but whatever gets the job done.
The adjective "rogue" refers to something that is no longer obedient. Was a wave ever obedient? It wasn't like 3 wave watchers were teaching waves how to sit like a rough coat terrier when one wave snapped, peed on the floor, and carried them out to sea. Last time that I checked, the ocean wasn't a controlled environment. The correct story should read, "Mother nature is a bit*h."
Gotcha! The Troubled Asset Relief Program, aptly nicknamed TARP for its covering up of a problem rather than solving it, will do nothing for the common man. Now, TARP has a new program called the Systemically Significant Failing Institutions Program that will give more money to the same banks under the initial TARP phase. Same crap, different package if you think about it. Perhaps we should nickname the program Significantly Horrible Institutions Tarp, or SHIT for short.
How does one live until they are 115? Some speculate that the keys to longevity are maintaining healthy weight and reducing stress. However, the truth is that one must be extremely selfish to live to such an extraordinary age. Not only did this lady see both of her sons die of old age but she refuses to give up the secret. Come on now, kids are dying of AIDS in Africa and all this hag had to offer for advice was, "More education." Seriously?
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